That's Right! 06.Jun.2013 23:23
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Keep KBOO KBOO! Don't get new members, they aren't like us. We're the only pure radicals! Only we get to play with the big transmitter!
The Inner Party of Our Glorious KBOO revolution is threatened by NEW MEMBERSHIP.
How do we know these so called new members aren't another vanguard for Fitch's Forces of DOOM? No one outside Our Glorious leaders' Inner Party can be trusted!!! Why, why even DEMOCRATS might became KBOO members and we can't have that!
Tea Party sympathizers, YES.
Democrats? NO
The combined evil right wing forces of NPR, KOPB and DEMOCRATS are what we are up against. comrades! And PAPER WORK!!!!
SOLIDARITY
-Meresa Titchell
Can't you feel the energy, Comrades?
ReplyDeleteThe Elect, The Inner Party, The Illuminati of KBOO is Meeting at the Secret Hawthorne Location!
Can't you imagine the pageantry? The secret passwords, the incense, the performance of the Sacred Rituals...
This is where the **REAL** decisions regarding KBOO are made, made by the wise, enlightened people that have made KBOO so successful for decades.
Arrivistes need not apply!
And after the The Eschaton has been Immanentized, and Anathema has been called down on the head of Lynn Fitch, remember -
if you are thrown out of Rice Junkies for drunkenness, there are plenty of other restaurants on that street! Just weave your way down to the next one!
A sweep of Hawthorne after the meeting revealed no drunken KBOOers at Rice Junkies...
ReplyDeleteSTOP STOP, YOU ARE TOO FUNNY! NO, NOT FUNNY ENOUGH. IT'S SO REAL. IT HURTS, FROM LAUGHING!
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