This morning comrades everywhere tuned into Theresa Mitchell's Presswatch at 9:00am. But there is NO SIGN OF THE AUDIO ARCHIVE ANYWHERE AT KBOO!!!!!
http://kboo.fm/audio
Obviously this is an attempt to censor the VOICE of the PEOPLE trying to SAVE KBOO.
There could be another explanation, like KBOO's website is totally fucked up and a bitch to find anything at, but let's not wrap ourselves in tinfoil yet, comrades. Save that for the sekrit cabal on Friday.
Since we KNOW our Glorious Leader would want us to HANG ON HER EVERY WORD, and SPREAD THE MESSAGE TO THE MASSES, the only other explanation is she was thwarted by the Evil Fitch.
DOWN WITH FITCH! DOWN WITH CENSORSHIP! DOWN WITH SAVE KBOO---
wait, ignore that last.
-Meresa Titchell
OOOPS...OH GREAT ONE ....
ReplyDeleteI infiltrated the deep forces of evil at KBOO to get this top secret information to you ... no matter how hard the forces of evil try to hide our message WE WILL PREVAIL!!!!!
http://kboo.fm/content/presswatchon060613
THANK YOU LOYAL COMRADE!!! You will be rewarded handsomely in the new Radio Workers Paradise!!!
ReplyDeleteMmmmm... looks like the list for the Bend Gulag is longer than usual this week.
GLOREOUS LIEDER!!!!!
ReplyDeletenow no can find wise words on websight and taip ricorder not wurk for u Monday ... evil forces everyware FITCH destroy all ticknowledgy so u r CENSERED!! FITCH BREAK RICORDER!! FITCH BREAK WEBSIGHT!!! AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH enuf caps?