Fitch's Forces of Doom strike again!
This morning comrades everywhere tuned into Theresa Mitchell's Presswatch at 9:00am. But there is NO SIGN OF THE AUDIO ARCHIVE ANYWHERE AT KBOO!!!!!
Obviously this is an attempt to censor the VOICE of the PEOPLE trying to SAVE KBOO.
There could be another explanation, like KBOO's website is totally fucked up and a bitch to find anything at, but let's not wrap ourselves in tinfoil yet, comrades. Save that for the sekrit cabal on Friday.
Since we KNOW our Glorious Leader would want us to HANG ON HER EVERY WORD, and SPREAD THE MESSAGE TO THE MASSES, the only other explanation is she was thwarted by the Evil Fitch.
DOWN WITH FITCH! DOWN WITH CENSORSHIP! DOWN WITH SAVE KBOO---
wait, ignore that last.