See here, Missy! You should be GRATEFUL for the PRIVILEGE of donating your hard earned cash to support the iron Rice Bowl and helping further Our Glorious Leader's revolution! All this talk of "professionalism" is more Top Down Corporate State Propaganda! You might have thought KBOO was a progressive organization, eager to improve services to reach the community. But we're only going to improve the services that benefit the Inner Party!
So let's not have anymore of this crazy talk of fixing corrupted files or incompetent processing. Or criticism of Inner Party propaganda methods in programs intros. It may not be obvious now, but it's part of a long term plan to substitute subliminal messages from Glorious Leader.
If you find these intros "disruptive" your thought processes are clearly intact. Fix this by listening to Our Leader's Presswatch archives over and over for 10 hours straight. When you see brain matter dribbling out of your ears, you'll know you're cured!