The reports are in and it looks like a slam dunk victory for Glorious Leader an all loyal cadre! YAAAAYYYYY!
1 TRAITOR HADRIAN OUSTED
It took over an hour, but had the sweet ironic reasoning of "conduct detrimental to the foundation"(Thank you, Lisa Loving, for that 'loving 'touch!)
Minus: he'll probably get all whistlebower-y and whine to the FCC. Or even the IRS. Never fear cadre: as we proved last night, we create our own reality!
2 EVIL FITCH DEMOTED
We can't get rid of the teflon bitch, but we can try to tie her up doing fundraising that we will then blame her for when it fails to save the station. This was easy to do because she wasn't there because of a death in the family or something.
Minus: she might sue for breach of contract. The joke's on her--we'll be filling bankruptcy proceedings first!!!
3 BOARD POLICY
Welcome back illegal policies that will not cause any problems for KBOO legally, we promise. Like totally. Look! Prez Conch said Gene Bradley said it would be fine. Who's Gene Bradley? Dog knows! But anything is better than asking EVIL FITCH.
4 $15,000 Fred Meyer "Board Training" FLUSHED DOWN COMPOST TOILET
That will teach local business to fund KBOO! We don't need no more money than underwriting from Tea Party Restauranteurs and the foreign funds staff is laundering through their member donations!(Thank you, Mr. Sincere Friends from Nigeria and Cyprus!)
And with our now certain headlong dive into insolvency, the Blue Oregon Democrats are sure to be running to the hills! Nothing scares off potential donors from the professional solvent left than a clusterfuck of insane incompetence! WELL DONE CADRE!!!!
We won't be seeing Thom Hartman, or his supporters money, around KBOO anytime soon!
Now nothing stands between the Inner Party and the complete annihilation of the KBOO as a community institution.
FULL FUBAR AHEAD!!!