Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Traitor Hoyne calls for Transparency in Elections

Blatantly ripping off the highlights of Glorious Leader's talking points, Traitor Ben Hoyne goes bleating to the Board calling for "Transparency in the Elections":


Greetings KBOO Board of Directors,

Thank you for your time and attention. In this email I address several issues which you may have been addressed and remedied already. If that is the case, I apologize. If you have done so, I’d ask that you publicize your efforts, as I have been unable to locate answers to my concerns on the kboo.fm website. Thank you.
As I imagine you all know, the upcoming Board of Directors election will likely garner more attention than those of recent years, which is a great thing for KBOO.
However, with more eyeballs fixated on KBOO, it is important that KBOO not give anyone reason for pause.
I would like to discuss the voter election process that will be used during this election. I have very little idea about what process will be used in the Board Elections this year, which is why I’m penning this email.
I’m asking for as much transparency as possible, for myself and all of KBOOs members.
When things are not transparent, questions are allowed to fester and doubt begins to creep in, which I’m sure is nothing anyone wants.
Let me say that I am not trying to suggest the board members, all of whom serve as volunteers, are not working hard enough. I know from experience board members work very hard. I know there is currently no staff person responsible for web content, and the website has been suffering for some time. I’m not trying to blame any of you for the issues I cite, but rather to bring them to your attention.
I’d like to think I’m an active participant (for a non-board member, non staff member) in KBOO’s governance process. I’ve also put in a board application for this election, so have had some communication with Lyn Moelich, which has been cordial.
Here’s what I know:
The board election will be completed at the Annual Meeting, which will be held sometime in September (at a date, two months from now, which hasn’t been announced to my knowledge).
The election will be overseen by the nomination committee, which recently had Paula Small step down for reasons unknown to me (but seeing as how she’s the only person from her board class to hold her seat for 3 full years, I’m sure she has a legitimate reason). Rabia Yeaman stepped down since she is running for a seat. (Side note: I think we should all applaud Rabia for removing herself from a situation where the appearance of a conflict of interest would be high. Very often it seems that various board members or perhaps the majority (in my experience) have been unconcerned with seeming conflicts of interest.)
I believe Lyn Moelich and Lisa Loving are both still serving on the nomination committee, and Mark Sherman has been recently added. Perhaps others have been added as well, but I cannot find any list of the nominating committee.
I would think one could understand my desire for transparency, since of the three (known to me) members of the nominations committee, Lisa has threatened legal action against me and accused me of a crime and I have publicly asked for answers regarding Lyn Moelich’s partner/boyfriend, including calling for his removal from the board.
I’m not accusing Lyn or Lisa of any mischievous behavior, I’m simply suggesting that the appearance of a conflict exists, and I would hope that everyone would want the election process and most importantly the ballot tabulation to be free from any conflict, whether perceived or real.
I know in the past KBOO has used independent people to handle the ballot process, but that likely costs money. Perhaps you all have chosen once again to use an independent, third party. If so, I applaud you for it, but I’d add it should be noted someone for public consumption.
Here is what I suggest and would like to see:
·      An independent agency to handle and count all of the ballots in the KBOO election.
·      The dates and times of all anticipated Board Election activities, even if they are preliminary at this point (on-air interviews and the annual meeting dates. If they are unknown, an idea would be helpful)
·      A list of all the people that have put an application in for the KBOO Board of Directors.
·      Don’t just give this information to me, put it on the website, transparency!
Again, thank you for listening and understanding. I know you are all volunteers and are working hard. I know the website is not the easiest place to put content at the moment. I’m just asking for some transparency from a non-profit public benefit corporation. I hope that isn’t too much to ask. Thank you for your time, attention, and consideration,
Ben Hoyne
Good God, the man said "transparency" FOUR times!  That's FOUR times as much as Glorious Leader in her manifesto of May 1st(has anyone found that pallet of flyers yet?), unless you count "transparent", which Hoyne also used.  Which makes the math different and we at the Inner Party don't do any more math than necessary. :


http://portland.indymedia.org/en/2013/05/423145.shtml

IN REBUTTAL: We have had "big changes" at KBOO Community Radio before, and they have been lengthy, open, transparent processes that resulted in satisfactory formats. This is a suden "top-down" change emanating from pro-business enthusiasts with tea-party leanings, in my opinion. Take a look at the comments on my previous posts, for example, and you will find attack after attack on the characters of the Staff, and even an example of the old secret-police ploy, of putting something so disgusting in the mix that it makes it hard to keep reading (a Holocaust reference....not just a nut, folks, but someone who knows what they are doing in stifling open process). The "Stability and growth" angle is an attempt to remove the lifeblood dynamic of community radio, the membership derive, so that it may be replaced with corporate donations. I'm not mind-reading here, just following history at similar community stations. To win, we need transparency big time, so please copy-and-paste, spread widely, put on social media, talk it up, et cetera. And do it NOW because history shows the whole thing could collapse into something that could, as Grover Norquist put it, "be strangled in a bathtub."
"....details of how the Station Navigator intends to maximize available financial resources...."--we already know that the Station Navigator (as Lynn has chosen to call herself) woudl pull the heart out of our economic paradigm, and replace it with...what is left? Sucking up to corporate America like NPR does?

Just to restate: hundreds of thousands in reserve, a cash flow from an enthusiastic member/audience...we are NOT in an economic crisis except to the point that this new Board minority has brought us, as we face tremendous outlays to union-busters, and the loss of disgusted and confused Members. We must fight, respectfully, but with our full strength behind the wheel! Eyes on the prize: a multi-media, more relevant, more transparent, more stable KBOO, using the experience and expertise of our dedicated Staff.


Funny how Glorious Leader references both the Holocaust and the Tea Party, interests of longtime friends of Glorious Leader.  Who says the Inner Party has no sense of irony?

So Traitor Hoyne wants Transparency does he?  And fair election counts by a outside agency, probably a top down corporate entity?  And what's this with wanting to know who wants to run for the Board? It's perfectly normal to have secret candidates on secret ballots shooed in at the last minute under pressure from the Inner Party. 

Hold on, cadre message delivery...

[PAUSE]
[RESUME]

We've just been informed that most organizations actually inform their members of who is planning to run before members vote.  Wow!  Guess KBOO is a different planet!  Well, on planet KBOO it's our way or te highway! 

We'll tell you who to vote for, er, who the candidates are when we're good and ready!

-MT




Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Portland Indymedia: Inner Party Outpost Refuses to Compost Treacherous Article

Comrades, we wish to bring to your attention the laxity and  careless handling of Inner Party propaganda at Portland Indymedia.

This has been brought to our attention by our sooper sekrit sources(aka comments) on this blog:

http://savekboofromsavekboo.blogspot.com/2013/07/scandal-jim-dancingtrout-supports-evil.html


Indymedia drones are Stalinist underachievers!

On June 21st, Glorious Leader issued her latest manifesto:

"destroying KBOO via the State".

Some comments were censored immediately, but eight comments were left up, some unflattering to Glorious Leader. Then, after a few days, a comment was censored, leaving seven comments.

Now, within the last day or two, three more comments have been censored - more than two weeks after the article was posted.

Indymedia Comrades! The Inner Party appreciates your untiring efforts to censor anti-Party comments on Indymedia, as part of our Stalinist policy of media control!

However, doing so more than too weeks after the treasonist comments are posted are away itbay ootay owslay, mmmay, OKWAY?

You Need To Better Maintain Revolutionary Vigilance, Comrades!
Fellow Indy Comrade Bees, why, oh why, is this so hard to grasp? 

Comments from Enemies of the People are TO BE DELETED WITHOUT MERCY.

Comments from Inner Party members are to be lauded, preferably withing 24 hours of visibility.

Comments from any one else are to have their IP addresses logged and sent directly to Glorious Leader or other trusted Inner Party members, so they can be identified for Party Assimilation, or Denouncement as circumstances dictate.  This process should take a couple of days at the most...not weeks!

And yet we see it again in this Indy thread, clearly started by an Enemy of the People:
http://portland.indymedia.org/en/2013/06/423827.shtml
KBOO Election Campiagns Derailed Amid Accusations of Malfesence by Board Members
In the wake of scandalous events a larger space to accommodate has been reserved for concerned parties, including members, staff, local media and possibly representatives from regulatory agencies: The KBOO Board of Director's Meeting will be held Monday, June 24th at 6:00 PM. The location will be held at the "Dream Box" meeting space at the Jupitor Hotel. The Jupitor Hotel is located at 800 E Burnside St Portland, OR
It goes on with a couple of emails from Traitor Hadrian and Comrade Lisa Loving, ending with:

It's shaping up to be one of the more exciting board meetings in recent KBOO history and that's saying something. Tensions are clearly running high. Increased press coverage and the expected involvement of law enforcement and regulatory agencies could be a recipe for an implosion in the alternative radio scene that could be the destruction of KBOO.

Whatever happens tonight, there's unlikely to be any winners.
Question Comrade Bees:  WHY HAS THIS TREACHEROUS COUNTER REVOLUTIONARY PROPAGANDA NOT BEEN COMPOSTED?

That's what loyal Bees would have done by now.   Ahem.    Coos Bay.  Gulag.  HINT.

We know Comrade Bees can act because the first two comments by traitors have been deleted:


good article but use spell checker 24.Jun.2013 10:14

lol

it's 'Campaigns' and 'Malfeasance'

:P

Let's not forget what KBOO board member Lisa Loving wrote 24.Jun.2013 10:36

the beginning of the end

Quote:

"Does anybody know how to hack into a Blogspot blog to find out who is doing it? I have come across a particularly cruel blog that is trashing people at KBOO and I would like to know who's doing it. Lemme know, thank you."

Talk about singlehandedly trying to sink KBOO. And, by association, the Skanner.

The funds thing was bad enough by itself. This meeting will probably make or break KBOO.

The comments before:


 Kudos for leaving Glorious Leader's inaccurate but LOYAL Party Manifesto up.  But the fact is this Trotsky piece of treacherous dogshit article should not just be composted, but wiped from the website.

Now apologists will say things like, "there's these Global Principles of Unity to think about". Like this comment:

Not sure about them giving anything to the "government", but I agree with everything else.

I've also read that Indy claims to not log IPs. But I think that's in context of all the indy collectives are supposed to not do that to protect activists if the state demands logs. Like the librarians wiping info after a certain time. Can't turn over what you don't have.
See wiki: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Independent_Media_Center

"The administrator of indymedia.us could not have provided the information because Indymedia sites generally do not keep IP address logs."

IMC collectives are semi-autonomous, but they're all supposed to adhere to some agreed things or they could loose their prefix, I guess. Maybe it's time to report portland.indymedia.org

More info principles of unity
https://docs.indymedia.org/view/Global/PrinciplesOfUnity

"4. All IMCs, based upon the trust of their contributors and readers, shall utilize open web based publishing, allowing individuals, groups and organizations to express their views, anonymously if desired. To ensure privacy and anonymity, the logging of information about users shall be kept to the minimum. The logging of internet protocol (IP) information about users shall be kept to the minimum necessary to maintain control over the server (i.e. in the event of an attack). In the event that logging is necessary, details of the logging shall be made publicly accessible, including duration of logging, what information was stored, and actions taken as result of the logging. Collectives are encouraged to have a public policy on IP logging."


Well, it's not like Comrade Bees cared before.  Or anyone's going to bother complaining to the Indymedia.org as this comment suggests:


I'd add that if Indymedia drones are in fact passing IP addresses to third parties, for purposes of harassment, that said drones need to have a long, soulful talk with an attorney about the legal implications of doing so.

 Since it's confusing who exactly to complain to:

Email contact in whois?

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Indymedia.org  has made it so hard for The Man to find them,  people with a valid complaint can't contact them either, lol!   

Of course suckers can always use the Portland Indymedia Contact email:
 http://portland.indymedia.org/en/static/contact.shtml

 imc-portland-requests@lists.indymedia.org

[2013] backup email contact: pdx-imc@resist.ca

Just don't forget to forward these defector slanders to the Inner Party, ASAP!

So get deleting Comrade Bees! 

Here's some more to be wiped from the site so the Glorious Radio Workers paradise can bloom without calling attention to pesky inconvenient "facts" :


http://portland.indymedia.org/en/2013/06/423761.shtml
http://portland.indymedia.org/en/2013/06/423742.shtml
http://portland.indymedia.org/en/2013/06/423690.shtml

The People are counting on you, Comrade Bees! 

Censorship and Solidarity!

-Meresa Titchell

PS:  Very funny misinformation put out by Comrade Bees:

"AnonymousJuly 8, 2013 at 4:54 PM
"The bees "say" they never delete posts but put them in compost."

Aside from the minor problem that the compost bin currently doesn't work, Indymedia has frequently simply deleted posts that they really didn't like, without putting them in compost."

 HA HA HA HA  

"Posts" could refer to comments or articles.  Everyone at Indy knows comments are NEVER composted.  Only articles are composted. When they're not deleted outright.

Comments are hidden or deleted at the whims of Comrade Bees!! 

Now get to that deleting or else.

Sunday, July 7, 2013

SCANDAL: Jim Dancingtrout supports EVIL FITCH, KBOO Underwrites Smooches

 Last Year!  But Still!

https://www.facebook.com/underwriting.kboo/posts/122222337942572




Pics or didn't happen?  TOTALLY HAPPENED.

The entire article Dancingtrout flagrantly "liked":

http://kboo.fm/node/52520

KBOO is Community Supporting Radio

KBOO is Community Supporting Radio, plain and simple. We are here to build, strengthen and enhance community – not exploit its citizens. Our programming is based on the needs of the community, not financial gain or commercial viability.
Community Supporting Radio provides airtime for local artists, musicians, and cultural activities. It promotes awareness of community-based organizations, services and issues and educates listeners about how to get involved. It trains individuals with vital skills in radio broadcasting; giving voice to the many diverse communities that KBOO serves.
It takes courage to remain independent, commercial-free and Community Supporting Radio - it also takes donations from listeners, underwriting from local businesses and organizations, and grants from regional foundations. Airtime is not free, it requires thousands of dollars each month just to keep the radio station operating – but KBOO must do more than just “stay on the air”.
To fulfill our charter and our promise to you, KBOO has embraced a mandate to grow, stabilize and have the resources necessary to meet the demands of these uncertain and chaotic times. Help KBOO evolve, so we can better respond to and meet the needs of the community. Please, let us hear from you now!
Keep KBOO thriving and growing as we enter our 45th year. Support our renewed efforts to increase our outreach, expand our presence in the community with new programming and more on-location broadcasts, and lastly empower Portland’s citizens by providing a forum for a diversity of viewpoints and ideas.
Please, give what you can – every dollar helps. Your contribution is greatly valued and appreciated. Donate now!
As always, in solidarity – The Station Navigator, Lynn Fitch




Comrade Dancingtrout has hitherto been understood as a supporter of Glorious Leader's Crusade against EVIL FITCH.   But now it appears, from a Facebook post LAST YEAR, this proves RIGHT NOW Comrade Dancingtrout may not be the loyal cadre we assume him to be.

He put on a good show.  Why weeks ago, according to comments at this blog,
 http://savekboofromsavekboo.blogspot.com/2013/06/traitor-kraus-points-out-kboo-hartman.html
 he published a statement to the effect of chaining himself to Fitch's door:

Too bad that comment from Jim Dancingtrout got deleted from KBOO's facebook link to this Hartmann question.
The one where he said "I'm gonna chain myself to her fucking door in an act of civil disobedience"
I wish I had saved that for prosperity. I wonder if KBOO deleted it due to the language, or Jim realized threats of this nature won't go over so well.

 "I'm gonna chain myself to her fucking door in an act of civil disobedience"

Comrade Trout seemed to full of revolutionary fire.  But was it all an act?  Mere MONTHS before he was liking POSITIVE Facebook posts about EVIL FITCH. 

Remember, Traitor Hadrian started out like this.   With something that happened in the '70's.  Or 80's.  And Hadrian had a SHOW! Then the radio station DIED.  And a transmitter was involved. And cows.  Or maybe that was another blog.  Years later he wormed his way into KBOO and IS TRYING TO DO THE SAME THING.

Clearly Hadrian tricked Dandingtrout into liking that Facebook post about EVIL FITCH.
Because, cows.

The real question is:  Is Dancingtrout still loyal to the Party?  Or is he dancing on Traitor Hadrian's puppet strings?  Is Dancingtrout a Trotsky Manchurian Mole?   

Only a full scale Inner Party inquiry can get to the bottom of Manchurian Trout's soon to be proven treachery by secret tribunal!

In probably completely unrelated news, KBOO Underwrites Smooches with Glorious Leader's honeybun:
https://www.facebook.com/aniraven/posts/10151703226984496

Underwriting Kboo not only that, but Ani Raven Haines was also kind enough to take my shift so i could go into the gorge and bbq with friends. thanks so much, Ani! >smooch<


Let's get one thing straight, cadre:  Glorious Leader's squeeze is OFF LIMITS to Party Smoochers!

Keep your treacherous smooches to yourself or the Bend Gulag awaits!

Stay tuned for more news of Party Purges and Perfidy!

-MT

Friday, July 5, 2013

FINANCIAL CRISIS OVER! KBOO SAVED BY TEA PARTY SUPPORTER MICHAEL'S ITALIAN BEEF

You heard it first here at Save KBOO from Save KBOO!

In a move that only Left Radicals, Socialists, Antifas, Progressives, ARAs, Democrats, and vegetarians could hate, that is most of KBOO's membership, KBOO was given a fiscal reprieve just a few short hours ago by Tea Party Party Boy Michael Zokoych of Michael's Italian Beef:


https://www.facebook.com/kbooradio/posts/10151747016570767


KBOO Community Radio · 8,142 like this
3 hours ago ·
Thanks to Michael's Italian Beef and Sausage Co. for underwriting KBOO programs!
Like · ·




Reviewers on Yelp! have more to say:

http://www.yelp.com/biz/michaels-italian-beef-and-sausage-co-portland


Hates Indians:
Portland, OR

5/23/2013
****DO NOT GO*** PLEASE HEED THE WARNINGS***

Mu husband has always loved this place for years, why i'm not sure!! but we stopped thre on a cold super rainy normal Portland day, I didn't want to get out of the car so my husband went in to get our order.

He called me once inside and asked me to come in, which I did..when I got on in there I was so disgusted on how they treated my husband, he being 6'3 250 pound Native American, I feel they stereo typed him, the weathered looking lady treated him cold took his order he paid with my debit card, then instead of giving back the card, told him they were confiscating it becuase clearly he is not the person who belongs to the card, hence why he asked me to come in, once in she gave me the card instead of handing it back, she went back to what she was doing, mu husband standing there feeling embarrased and uncomfortable, treated ,like a theif, my question to her was, " Why take the order charge the card, if you thought it was stolen" who was the theif in that situation.

I got nothing but attitude, so I asked for a refund. You would think that would be the end of it all but noooooo.

SInce my husband loived that place and has spoke with the owner over the years, we decided to call to let Michael hmself know about the situation, that  was an even worse mistake then going to eat there. I tried to call the woman on the phone was rude and hung up on me, I called back then Michael got on the phone, and starting yelling at me to hang up becuase I was tying up the line to take his debit card payments I was stunned I couldnt believe it!!

I believe this is not an owner that cares what his customers think, so no sense in calling him back hopefully any new customers read this and heed the warnings, Portland has so many great food places, why waste a great meal on Michaels!!
 http://www.yelp.com/biz/michaels-italian-beef-and-sausage-co-portland#hrid:_pdPYWTYgg2ur5iQndqoPw

Rants Like Rush:


Andrew H.
Portland, OR
4/3/2013 

First, let's talk about the elephant* in the room:

The owner, is, a character.  When I heard his non-stop-talk-radio-esque ranting early in the morning I thought "surely, the reviews most make mention of him."

And, surprise, THEY DO!

I DO NOT share his political views (to be fair though, there are very few people I share such views with...but this is neither the time nor the place).

I don't really care though.  If someone makes good food I am not concerned about their thoughts on healthcare, war, taxes, etc,etc, blah, blahadfjalkdsf.  My personal views/ideas rarely win if my stomach is involved.  I should note though, that I was not personally attacked by the owner or anything.  And I rather enjoy listening to people complain.  If it wasn't so early in the morning, I may have even engaged in some healthy debate.

But the food here, is not good.  At all.  It wouldn't even be good if it were 1/3rd of the price and served at little league game with the proceeds going to the little tykes.  This is some of the worst food I have had in Portland.  For over $10 I got a breakfast sandwich and a coffee.  The sandwich was comprised mostly of boring white hoagie bread, with a bit of crappy-old-tasting beef in the middle and some mundane (not hot, at all) hot peppers sprinkled on top.

The lady that served me was incredibly nice, this star is for her.

*is this what a pun feels like?
 http://www.yelp.com/biz/michaels-italian-beef-and-sausage-co-portland#hrid:ZE8wcX-5NdH46M2i-R24MA
His Own Side Can't Stand It
Portland, OR
Updated - 2/10/2013
Went there AGAIN and I am philosophically aligned with the owner.  Unfortunately the food is not good.  I tried the spaghetti and meatballs.  SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS!  If you can't pull this off you can't be an Italian restaurant.

They couldn't pull it off.  Went into the trash.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/michaels-italian-beef-and-sausage-co-portland#hrid:8qArv-2Ch4PglqImoMbmOw
Sexual Harassment Time Bomb Liability
Portland, OR
12/26/2012
Blech.

Let's start with the food. The bread was BLAND. The meat in the Italian Beef sandwich was AWFUL. It honestly tasted like salty scraps marinated in nasty gravy for hours until the flavor of the meat had dissipated into the gravy! So much so that the texture was dry and worthless. I didn't see anyone sauteing the onions or the peppers - I suspect they had been cooked earlier in the morning. No flavor at all.

The rugrats behind the counter were having a graphic conversation about childbirth and menstrual periods between orders. To top that off, the owner was standing there making comments to the girls that would have landed him in court for sexual harassment anywhere else. The level of professionalism was pretty low.

There was a 5% charge for using my debit/credit card. Not acceptable, guys. Work it into your overhead costs. It's fairly basic business sense.

I'm not sure what people see in this place, as there were quite a few people sitting in the booths eating away.

In any case, I won't be coming back.

If you want a good, solid Italian style sandwich, go over to Shut Up and Eat on SE 39th and Gladstone. Completely superior to this outdated fare.
Hates Cyclists
Portland, OR
7/17/2010
This is NOT a bicyclist friendly restaurant! If you ride a bike, these people do not like you.

I took my last trip to Micheal's today. I thought I would not say this because I am a regular customer and have enjoyed the food. However, from the moment I stepped into Micheal's,  I was relentlessly hassled both by the owner and one's of the employees, because I chose to wear my "I Bike Portland" shirt.

The employee started in on me by loudly stating they should charge me an extra 5% for riding a bike and repeated herself until I asked if I should get a refund and leave. The owner then stepped into the conversation and started ranting at me about how bicyclists don't pay licenses fees for roads and improvements and they should be taxed on and on, blah blah blah.  At which point, I kept asking him, are you hassling me, a customer, because i ride a bike? He finally replied in a very sarcastic tone, "Ohhhh I am Sorrryyyy."

I will never return to this establishment.

I hate to break it to this guy, but car registration fees do not pay for roads, income and property taxes do. I am pretty confident that like everyone else cyclists, have jobs, owns cars and property and pay their taxes. As far as I am concerned, he has every right to dislike cyclists and voice his opinion but maybe he shouldn't hassle the people that pay his bills.
 Really Hates Cyclists:
Portland, OR
7/17/2010
Good food!  But the owner and staff are very rude!  My friend and I went there for lunch.  My friend was wearing a tshirt that said "I Bike Portland" on it.  First the woman behind the counter started harassing him for it.  Then the owner came over and joined in.  Apparently they hate bicyclists, and think they're all a bunch of lazy, non tax paying losers.  Even after my friend was obviously offended, they wouldn't let up.  This isn't how you treat paying customers!  If we weren't starving, and hadn't already paid for our food, we would've left.  I won't be going back!
http://www.yelp.com/biz/michaels-italian-beef-and-sausage-co-portland#hrid:2-jEAXWVPAER1tJSjpi5Ag
Crap Food:

Eugene, OR
9/23/2011

 I take back any good words I may have written in the past. Unless you like mediocre food with minimal nutritional value and and a wannabe Beck or Limbaugh for an owner, avoid this place.
 http://www.yelp.com/biz/michaels-italian-beef-and-sausage-co-portland#hrid:MlfRfLERNLh-oxYOwG_b4Q


Clackamas, OR
3/13/2011
without a douth the worst place to eat your lunch or dinner is Michael's. I can't stand the loud moth owner and his help. I use to go here all of the time. First of all, it's two blocks from where I work, but since the owner treats all of his customers like were idiots.....I stopped going there. I will never set foot in his place ever again. The food is lousy.....I have had a lot better. Especially when I go to Chicago to visit my family. Also....most important!!! the service "STINKS"...Especially the owner who treats not only his help like crap,
but the customer's as well. And, we're the ones who pay his bills. Well, you know what......................NOT ANYMORE!!!!

Thank You...........an X CUSTOMER
http://www.yelp.com/biz/michaels-italian-beef-and-sausage-co-portland#hrid:gwK8bIfMciVT6ERk0YXrWQ
Incompetent Cook Or Fake?


Chicago, IL
8/18/2009
Yeah, I'm sorry, but 1 star. I am from Chicago and visited beautiful Portland and tried a beef sammich from here. Wayyy too thick on the cuts of beef. And Onions? Never heard of onions on a beef. They told me the owner is from Skokie, IL, so I was suprised at how unauthentic this sammich was.
 http://www.yelp.com/biz/michaels-italian-beef-and-sausage-co-portland#hrid:DotUX_LuQU8vMN1gX6u4yQ


And then there's ZoKoych's stunt with the Tea Party:

http://www.portlandmercury.com/BlogtownPDX/archives/2010/10/20/the-obama-insanity-begins-photos-of-the-tea-bag-rally-at-michaels-beef


Wednesday, October 20, 2010

The Obama Insanity Begins: Photos of the Tea Party Rally at Michael's Beef!

Posted by Sarah Mirk on Wed, Oct 20, 2010 at 1:42 PM

It's been almost a year since Tea Baggers held an anti-Obama rally in the Michael's Italian Beef parking lot. Time for a reunion! With the president coming into town this evening, the radical fringe was out in full force in the sausage mart's lot this afternoon.
The inside of Michael's Italian Beef was almost as crazy as outside—the place was packed with people trying to juggle giant protest signs and giant Italian meatball subs.
Sausagemaker in Chief Michael Zokoych was in the back, washing dishes and dressing down a worker when I came in. "Yes sir, yes sir," the employee repeated while pulling on dishwashing gloves. Michael is a hardy guy, he moved to Portland from Chicago 40 years ago and has been running his Italian meat shop for the past 35 years.
"Portland politics are becoming more like Chicago's every day," he said, taking a break from the dishes. "More and more aligned with government takeover." Michael's involved in local politics as a director of the Central Eastside Industrial Council—in his window hangs a Tom Hughes for Metro President sign and he says he would allow any political group to host an event in his lot. Rallies are a great way to meet new customers.
"It's important to protect the free business enterprise in America. That's what America is all about," says Michael. And his thoughts on Obama coming to town? "I have no connection to that man's politics, I'm not a socialist."
As we talked, who should walk in the door but Tom Hughes himself. Michael shook his hand and Hughes explained to me that he wasn't here for the Tea Party rally, just to get lunch. "It's amazing to me, all this anger," says Hughes. "I listened to hear solutions, but all I heard is anger."

A former KBOO vomiteer volunteer weighs in:

I used to eat there when I was a KBOO volunteer. People warned me about his establishment. The people working there were nice, unless Michael was in and then they were terrified. The last time I ate there (a soggy sausage sandwich that tasted like dogfood) was during the 2008 election and he had Fox News blaring and was ranting to customers and employees alike.
Up to that point, I was tolerant of his asshole-ness, but he really treated his employees like crap all the time. His place only makes it because there aren't too many places nearby with regular sandwiches for a decent price.
report   
Posted by rich23 on 10/20/2010 at 3:40 PM

Is this the elusive Richard/Winston Smith Comrade Lisa Loving outed?

It's all coming together, Comrades!  Remember, seeking funding from Federal sources for non profits and related grants is selling out to the Evil Corporate State Machine!  But accepting money from supporters of a misguided ideology, used to rally racists cloaked in patriotic trappings is just fine!

Know your allies!
Know your enemies!
Fitch is Evil!
The Tea Party is okay!  The Board Prez says so!  

Solidarity!  The glorious radio workers paradise is right around the corner!

-Meresa Titchell


Can't get enough of the Tea Party?   Here's muy mucho pics of diverse white people complaining about stuff in Michael's Parking lot!

















" The Tea Party really is diverse! I mean, you have old white people, middle-aged white people, white people with mustaches and without mustaches. You even have variety of obese white people. "


Have questions for Michael?  Contact him at Facebook!

https://www.facebook.com/michael.zokoych

We're sure he'd love to explain how a right-wing reactionary Tea Bagger wants to support a left radical community radio station!

Thursday, July 4, 2013

The Ghost of Debbie Rabidue: Who will call for Outside Audits now she's gone?

Comrades first let it be known that Audits are an Enemy of the People.  Why?  Because Audits are an attempt to bring Top Down Corporate State Control over a KBOO .

Detractors will point and mock (They will!  True!)  that KBOO wouldn't exist without  state control that allows them to operate as a nonprofit corporation.  But these are LIES!   As Glorious Leader has said again and again and again, KBOO is a MEMBERSHIP organization, run by MEMBERS.  And members don't have to give a flying fuck about the IRS, FCC, or another other state controlled acronyms!   And whatever KBOO is, it is not a corporation because all corporations are bad and KBOO is good.

We're sure the intellectual brilliance and logic of these  arguments will, should they ever inquire, leave the IRS astounded and send them packing.

 The time comes to remind cadre of Dasterdly Debbie and her attempts to chain cadre to the millstone of fiscal accountability: 

http://portland.indymedia.org/en/2013/05/423203.shtml#414676

Please quit spreading untruths and causing more damage to KBOO 06.May.2013 21:12

Debbie Rabidue - Finance Coordinator.. KBOO STAFF

Well... here goes. I guess I will be the next major target in your attack campaign, because try as hard as I could, I cannot keep my shut about the constant misrepresentation of the Grant, Board Training and Policy Development.

Please stop with the incoherent ranting and raving about corporate board training funded by a grocery store. This is so far from the actual truth. I wrote that grant application. It was to the Meyer Memorial Trust, and they have absolutely ZERO affiliation with Fred Meyer and they ask that we make that clear when we accept their funding. 2nd, the grant was to fund 2 pieces of the KBOO strategic plan that was written mostly with a collaborative group of members and volunteers, with a dash of staff added in. "Board Development & Training" and "Policy Development". Although I don't think the KBOO strat plan is the most compelling read I've come across, it was a road map to help KBOO Board, Staff, Volunteer and Members to work together to bring KBOO to a place of sustainability. The Plan was adopted by the Board and the Staff in 2011. No one here ever heard of Lynn Fitch back then. Arthur Davis had already been beat-up and chased out before the work was started on the Strat Plan, and neither Station Manager was around when I applied for the grant funding to assist the Board.

I felt so strongly that in order for other objectives in the strategic plan to have any chance of success, the internal capacity needed to be strengthened in order to support the intense work that was laid out in the Strat Plan. I felt that needed to start with stabilization and fiduciary knowledge within the Board. Then stabilization within the management, and then the staff and volunteers. (Too logical, I know) I also believed that the Board needed training to understand their powerful role as fundraisers and in community outreach (as it is in most non-profits)The Board also was in need of policies that were vetted through a non-profit legal expert so that KBOO was protected and meeting every government and employment requirement in existence. The consultant and legal professional that the Board used for the policy development, was the very same attorney that helped to write KBOO Bylaws back before most of us even knew there was a KBOO. Bylaws the Membership adopted! I was hoping with these tools the Board could unite and work together to bring strong leadership and guidance to the management, staff and volunteers as we worked to further achieve the goals in the strategic plan. I applied for the MMT grant because I believed so strongly that this 1st piece of the strat plan needed to be achieved before we could support the efforts to take on Media diversity and fundraising diversity. Huge tasks.
Now...after seeing some unsettling behavior and actions, I wished I would have acted like the majority of the staff collective and just ignored this when the 1st application was rejected. I think the funds were spent wisely, but I also think that the Board as a whole, fell apart (badly) when they needed to come together and act like Directors. I can't fault the entire Board, but the actions of a few have made the Board unable to function as a whole unit. I feel that the generous funding from a Grantor that I had to practically beg to give us a chance, was just wasted. I don't think I can get back any faith in any group within the KBOO walls. I'm saddened by this wasted gift.

So...Please STOP trying to crucify Lynn for implementing the tasks she was directed to do by the Board and by the Strategic Plan (that the Membership played a huge role in developing). AND yes... Program changes are supposed to happen. Read the strat plan and read the 2008 NFCB Station Assessment. FYI... NFCB are not corporate warmongers! http://www.nfcb.org/ and last time I looked, the huge volunteer and community group that put together the KBOO Strategic Plan where not 'corporate warmongers' either! FYI... I did not get involved with the writing or the goals of the Strat Plan, that came from the many members & volunteers that created the Plan. I do support it however, and think it was a good start to sustainability.


KBOO Staff Collective Management was not staffed with experienced and skilled 'managers' in the important areas of managing the operations such as legal, even 100% of the FCC compliance, HR and best business practice to protect the Foundation's assets. I can go on and on, but will spare the gruesome details here. I do however have tons of documents that will strongly dispute your claim that " Collective management worked just fine, and saved the expense of hiring a manager. It did not "fail" but was killed by Board members who are too close to the Business Community and too far from grasping the original meaning of "democracy" (it didn't always mean "going along with the Boss")."
Also, SCM was 'killed' by the Staff and not the Board. The staff was not able to get 100% consensus or even consensus -1 to support SCM. SO a final proposal never went to the Board to request that the interim SCM become the model of management at KBOO. The staff did not reach consensus because the interim SCM lacked accountability and the staff, as a whole, we not able to follow our own guidelines in the SCM proposal. So yeh, SCM failed.. I was there! We did not have the crucial skills, training and experience to manage and to protect KBOO. Although, it was fun to not have a boss! (not really) Not much really got accomplished in that 2 and half year period. We did spend a lot of time in meetings though. I didn't because I quit going to them and just focused on what I was hired to do.

KBOO STRATEGIC PLAN... What projects the MEYER MEMORIAL TRUST (not the grocery store) funded:
Chapter 5: Reinventing KBOO - A Plan of Action  http://kboo.fm/about/stratplan/05
KBOO Strategic Plan CHAPTER 7: Proposed Organizational Changes  http://kboo.fm/about/stratplan/7

Goal #1 - Board Development

The Board will strengthen its effectiveness and its cohesiveness.
Strategies:

Reaffirm a basic skill set in board practices and functions for all KBOO board members, to broaden the board's expertise for successful operation of board functions and overall organizational leadership and development.
Support and invigorate the committees serving under the board's direction.
Strengthen board commitment for development of a strong and active board that will oversee the implementation of this strategic plan.

Implementation Plan:

Action Step: The board will complete and implement a plan for professional board development. This includes identifying and conducting skill-specific training in:
Board Basics:
Agenda- the purpose of and how to set the agenda
Meeting Minutes- the purpose of and simple format
Meetings- how to run a meeting, policies and procedures
Roberts Rules of Order- Quorum, voting, polling, consensus building
Working with Program Director and collective management body
Policy Development and Adoption
Board's Role in Fundraising
Board's Role in Organizational and Board Development
Officers and Executive Committee Roles
Legal Obligations and Financial Responsibilities
Committees:
Definition, function and purpose of committees
How to develop committees
How to run a committee and be effective
Committee work plans
How to report to the board from committee
How committees work with staff and board
Committee recruitment

Timeline: June 2011 - June 2013.
Action Step: Review and revise job descriptions, responsibilities, duties and procedures for KBOO board members, committees and volunteers.
Timeline: June 2011 - June 2012.
Action Step: Provide further board education and training in operations, diversity, fundraising, development, outreach and other emerging issues for the organization.
Timeline: June 2011 and ongoing.
Action Step: Revise and refine board recruitment practices to ensure that the board members possess the breadth of skills set and expertise that is necessary for success.
Timeline: June 2011 to August 2011 - Before Annual Meeting in September.
Action Step: Improve committees by recruiting new members based on expertise, revising work plans and ensuring board member participation for each committee.
Timeline: June 2011 - December 2011.
Action Step: Provide leadership for volunteer recruitment, activities and recognition.
Timeline: Ongoing.
Action Step: Increase active fundraising, broadening and deepening giving to meet the fundraising goals and needs of the organization, including Fund Drives, community outreach, and grant writing, among other fundraising efforts.
Timeline: To coincide with Fall Fund Drive and ongoing.
Action Step: Coordinate and develop comprehensive Human Resources training program to emphasize the distinct and interrelated relationships of board to staff to volunteers to community partnerships. The outcome will be better decision-making and the ability to put into effect policies and procedures that are of maximum benefit to the organization.
Timeline: June 2011 - July 2011.
Action Step: Review and revise, as needed, this strategic plan and its goals, implementation and action steps on a bi-annual basis. Participants in the review can include board, staff, support volunteers, Working Group members and community and private individuals.
Timeline: June/November 2012; June/November 2013; June/November 2014; June/November 2015; and June 2016. 
 Glorious Leader was swift in her rebuttal of these probable lies. (We're not actually sure because, knowing it's an Enemy of the People, we just copypasted.  The best way to counter Enemy propaganda is to NOT read or listen to it.)

Dear Debbie, loyal accountant 07.May.2013 12:21

theresa mitchell

With all due respect, Debbie, I can't accept an assessment of collective leadership from you nor Andrew, as you were both the least cooperative with the project. That's putting it nicely. As for the Meyer Memorial Trust, they can try to distance themselves from ol' union-busting Fred if they want, but here is a cut-and-paste from their website:  http://www.mmt.org/learn-about-us "Meyer Memorial Trust was created by the estate of the late Fred G. Meyer. Find out more about the man behind MMT, whose memory still inspires us today."

People can learn to cooperate without a "boss." It requires practice and committment, and in the context of US society it is difficult, because there will always be anti-socialist hysteria within and without the group. Ironically, transparent cooperation within the original Soviets would have prevented their downfall--they fell to their habit, kowtowing to a big boss. Yet I have seen it work, and work well--and it does come without the stress and expense of an Executive Director.

It is also somewhat deceptive to claim that the collective management "killed itself" when you were so instrumental in its demise. As for a final proposal to the Board, the Board was so hostile to the idea that it kept returning and refusing models; so, again, deception.

Your links are revealing, however:

"3. Revise and implement a new fundraising plan that is diversified, asks more of present supporters and expands into new funding opportunities."
"4. Create strategic and clear connectivity between the complex and interrelated aspects of the organization as a means to improve overall operations internally and within the Portland Metro area."

Now let me translate that bureaucratese for the members, in its current incarnation: "3. Wipe out controversial programming and replace it with corporate-friendly stuff, so that donations can be brought it from, say, Jiffy Lube and such. Stop depending on small member donations, because that is what keeps KBOO assets distant from the Important People who have millions and billions." "4. Make clear connections by eliminating messy decision processes and replacing them with ONE BOSS TO RULE THEM ALL who can set programming and staff changes without opposition."

It's all about that American pro-corporate pressure, isn't it? And when KBOO has been sanitized and downsized, it may not even be necessary to "drown it in a bathtub."

As for Lynn Fitch, she may feel that it is appropriate to "hold the cards close to the vest" in a business change situation. But (again I must remind all parties) KBOO is not a business, in the usual use of that word. It is a 501(C)3 nonprofit and it reflects the will of its constituency, even if that will grates against Limbaugh listeners and hipsters with google glasses.

And, though I sympathize, it may be that Lynn will not be able to perform her duties anyway, if she is sentenced to any length of time for drunk driving. (And was the Board informed of this at hiring time?)
 http://www.whosarrested.com/oregon/multnomah-county/portland/mcso/2218257-lynn-m-fitch

The best course of action would be a return to collective management, at least temporarily. It's natural for people to be tense with each other after a conflict, but there are professionals who can help with that (and they're cheaper than Bullard Law). 
Like the Joe Uris  T-shirt-Gate, where the staff designed T-Shirt with "pinko-commies"  clearly meant "crazed black whore Mexicans(or something)"   Glorious Leader decodes Dastardly Debbie's Doublespeak:

"3. Revise and implement a new fundraising plan that is diversified, asks more of present supporters and expands into new funding opportunities."

is CLEARLY the same as

 3. Wipe out controversial programming and replace it with corporate-friendly stuff, so that donations can be brought it from, say, Jiffy Lube and such. Stop depending on small member donations, because that is what keeps KBOO assets distant from the Important People who have millions and billions." 

And another:

"4. Create strategic and clear connectivity between the complex and interrelated aspects of the organization as a means to improve overall operations internally and within the Portland Metro area."
is CLEARLY the SAME AS

 "4. Make clear connections by eliminating messy decision processes and replacing them with ONE BOSS TO RULE THEM ALL who can set programming and staff changes without opposition."
 How Glorious Leader knows that " new funding opportunities" will lead to a "Wipe out controversial programming" is not clear.

Nor is it obvious, or even logical that, "Create strategic and clear connectivity" is going to result in "ONE BOSS TO RULE THEM ALL".

 Outside critics might say Theresa is ad libbing with scare caps. Or  taking any part of any plan that threatens the Inner Party and hammering it into an anti-Fitch agenda.

 Or even scrapping the bottom of the slimly barrel by trying to intimidate Debbie with Fitch's mugshot.("The nexta mugshot couda be yous!")

Our rebuttal is simple logic you can't argue with:  FITCH IS EVIL.   

Our Leader's vision , and apparent ESP, is sweeping in it's brilliance.  Any suggested improvement, change, call for responsibility and accountability is part of an Evil Fitch conspiracy to destroy KBOO, even if the plan in question existed years before Fitch was hired.  And Debbie?  Just another Fitch Footsoldier marching to the Fiscal Responsibility drums.

Dastardly Debbie is called out:
You didn't play nice Debbie! 08.May.2013 22:19

Like Totally

Seriously Debbie,
Like Theresa said, you and Andrew didn't play nice with the other staff during the collective mis-management.
I mean, if you had just gone along like everyone else, you could continue to be sitting high on the hog, milking the sucker members who donate money year after year.
Oh remember how much we laughed when we would say during pledge drive "all of your donations are well spent!"

Don't you know KBOO operates outside the realm of economic reality? It's not a business, it doesn't need to make any money. We'll just not replace managers who quit or other staff that leave, then there will still be money left for us.
Who cares if equipment is outdated, our website doesn't really work, and we couldn't even handle running FCC required emergency tests for months. Just remember the golden rule "it wasn't my fault." See when there is collective mis-management, we all get to escape any accountability for our incompetence!

Why are you always sweating the details? Seriously, just chill out and drink the Kool-Aid!!!

If only you had played nicely with the other kiddies on the playground, this whole mess would have never happened.

Oh well, a girl can dream... 
 "Seriously, just chill out and drink the Kool-Aid!!!"  Words for loyal cadre to live by! 
Her final act of betrayal was calling for an audit, AGAIN:

AnonymousJuly 3, 2013 at 2:35 PM
Sorry, I should have been more specific, they do an OUTSIDE audit as much as is legally required, if not more. They had an OUTSIDE audit done either this year or last year. Debbie Rabidue is on it in that she makes sure OUTSIDE audits happen.
Of course, she is no longer employed at KBOO, she wasn't very good at rearranging deck chairs, so for the next outside audit, someone else will need to make sure it happens.
 At least KBOO will be free of audits!  If Debbie had just done along with the Inner Party, everything would be fine!  True, years down the road, when all the Inner Party is in Federal Prison for fraud, she'll be smugly thinking "Ha, ha, bet you listened to me now!"
 
But we know, deep deep deep inside, Debbie's betrayal of the Inner Party will HAUNT her to the end of her days.


Glorious Leader assures us loud, raucous, uncontrollable laughter by ex party members is a sign of being haunted by deep remorse.  Really.

-MT